I’ve Got the Toilet Training Blues

The pull-ups are full, the toilet is not

I keep on trying, giving it all I've got

I've offered candy, and money too!

What does it take, to get them to go poo?

I've got the blues... the toilet training blues.

I bought lots of panties, she put them on

I thought it would work, guess I was wrong

Now she knows, when her pull-ups are full

She takes them off, and throws them on the floor.

I've got the blues... the toilet training blues.

"Do you have to go potty?" She answers, "No."

I beg and I plea, "Will you try to go?"

Just minutes later, she's standing all quiet

Her pull-up is full, "Why didn't you use the toilet?"

I've got the blues... the toilet training blues.

She used to go in the morning, but not anymore

I sit and I wait, and I wait some more

After 5 minutes, she's still looking at me

"How much time, does it take to go pee?"

I've got the blues... the toilet training blues.

She knows what she's doing, but doesn't care

I'm sick of changing diapers, it's just not fair

I've had enough, I can't take anymore

I drew the line, when poop was on the floor.

I've got the blues... the toilet training blues.

How long will it take, how old will she be

Before we can say, we're pull-up free

There's one thing worse, than terrible 2's

It's the blues, the toilet training blues.

An original by C.N.F.