Showing posts with label training. Show all posts
Showing posts with label training. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

You Wet It, You Wipe It

I thought potty training was complete when your child stops wearing diapers/pull-ups and starts using the potty.  Seems pretty simple, doesn't it?  Well, I've discovered that potty training continues long after the big switch from pull-ups to panties.  It's the "training" part that I've been working on for the past month.  While we've been fortunate enough to not have any bedtime accidents, we are having paper training issues.  That's right, "You wet it, you wipe it!"  My daughter can't seem to get that through her head.  Boys don't use paper, why should she?  She uses the potty and pulls up her panties.  Then, she walks funny and complains that her panties are wet.  I've reached the point of frustration and cannot understand why she will not use paper.  The problem is that she knows what she's doing.  Sometimes, she'll say, "I used paper, Mommy," and I praise her.  Yet, other times she'll choose not to and she makes this little smirk when I ask her about it.  She has a facial expression that she does when she's embarrassed or has done something that she knows is wrong.  I just don't get it! 


The other part of training I've been working on is getting her to poop in her own bathroom.  Instead, she goes in ours because she doesn't want to make hers stinky.  It took me a while to get her to start using hers.  Now she asks if I'll spray after she goes.  It cracks me up!  She recently made the observation that girls sit and boys stand to go potty.  So, the other day she asked me if boys stand to go poo poo too.  I don't think she understands why they can't do that.  I'm just thankful that they don't.

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

I’ve Got the Toilet Training Blues


The pull-ups are full, the toilet is not
I keep on trying, giving it all I've got
I've offered candy, and money too!
What does it take, to get them to go poo?

I've got the blues... the toilet training blues.

I bought lots of panties, she put them on
I thought it would work, guess I was wrong
Now she knows, when her pull-ups are full
She takes them off, and throws them on the floor.

I've got the blues... the toilet training blues.

"Do you have to go potty?" She answers, "No."
I beg and I plea, "Will you try to go?"
Just minutes later, she's standing all quiet
Her pull-up is full, "Why didn't you use the toilet?"

I've got the blues... the toilet training blues.

She used to go in the morning, but not anymore
I sit and I wait, and I wait some more
After 5 minutes, she's still looking at me
"How much time, does it take to go pee?"

I've got the blues... the toilet training blues.

She knows what she's doing, but doesn't care
I'm sick of changing diapers, it's just not fair
I've had enough, I can't take anymore
I drew the line, when poop was on the floor.

I've got the blues... the toilet training blues.

How long will it take, how old will she be
Before we can say, we're pull-up free
There's one thing worse, than terrible 2's
It's the blues, the toilet training blues.

An original by C.N.F.